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All I Have, All I Am
03:48
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I had to take a break, too full of self-hate
Started to worry Kid.Villain is a fake
I’ve made a mistake, and realised too late
Irony’s boring for irony’s sake
The perfect tool for a pretend personality
A tough guy with no sense of morality
Mental alacrity, insane muscularity
Obsessed with profanity, vindicated vanity
A vicious calamity, consumed with finality
Immoral banality to the point of insanity
I took no prisoners just a single casualty
It’s all I am
It’s all I have
Ever met a villain with so much self-doubt?
So many minions, I can’t even count
So many jewels, can’t be arsed to flout
I conquered the world, but no one’s ever about
World conqueror, is this all I am?
An Insecure creation of teenage devastation
Kid.Villain? more like Kid.Validation
Above my station, a poor imitation
Sold my soul and bested the heroes
Why can’t I be happy just eating space cheerios?
It’s all I am
It’s all I have
Fuck it, I’ll own it. It’s time for change
Make self-pity parties all the rage
Time to engage, take to the stage
Uncork the bottle, drink sadness champagne
Welcome to the show, Kid.Villain’s house of pain
Jump around all you want,
I conquered the world, the world conquered back
There’s more to Kid.Villain than being great in the sack
It’s time to relax, take a look at the facts
My bank account is stacked
I Taught Thanos to snap
Robbed the Lourve before my first nap
I have to admit Kid. Villain is the man, be my own stan
Do what I can. Take my head out my hands
So what’s the plan?
Goddamn
I’ll make sadness my brand
It’s all I have. It’s all I am
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Kid.Villain what does he know?
He tried to put on a really good show
Tried to take on the spoken word scene
Kid.Villain what does he know?
He tried to put on a really good show
Tried to take on the spoken word scene
Goddam, they’re back! the voices are back
I think Kid.Villain is about to snap
I’m under some kinda psilocybin attack
Chillin voice with a chilling message to match
How can something so sick be said so sweet
Tempting me into defeat, despair
Gotta grow another pair, but who has this kind of dastardly flair?
Superman? Downed. Aquaman? Drowned. The Joker? Clowned
Weaponised words? Malicious verbs? Defeat inferred.
Coming after Kid.Villain undeterred?
It’s gotta be, the kids from the scene
They said to me, “you seem unclean
Too keen to glean from the obscene
We’re the virus to your Villainous vaccine”
Kid.Villain what does he know?
He tried to put on a really good show
Tried to take on the spoken word scene
Those clever kids have killed me
I tried to stay calm, tried to Hold Steady
Trying to resist, trying to persist
the Void is calling, it may get its wish
Ego death, time a flat circle
Nothing left, trapped eternal
Internal inferno, annihilation
I’m an aberration, an abomination
Freakishly seeking to make the world seething
Whilst desperately pleading to find some meaning
American Psycho in my goals
Just want to fit in, but I don’t fit at all
It’s the end of Kid.Villain
This ain’t no psilocybin
It’s demons that were hidin’
Behind all the smiling
One last breath before the abyss
Pucker my lips for the devil’s kiss
Get ready for Kid.Villain’s final diss
Kid.Villain what does he know?
He tried to put on a really good show
Tried to take on the spoken word scene
What a boring chorus, an obvious refrain
Heard it before, these voices in my brain
Didn’t you hear? Kid.Villain’s insane
Tried to play hero when you took on the villain
When it comes to wordplay, I’m a literal magician
My words are cursed, they all become verbs
Some give me strength, most make me worse
What if I’m no good?
So what if I’m no good!
No good is my jam, I’m a fucking villain
Not a boy but a man, said I’d be my own stan
Hyper-vigil with my hyper-sigils
Chaos Magick Master, Like reverse Castor
Troy, Face-on to the hit
Reality changes to how I see fit
My Mission statement: don’t test my patience
My words should be outrageous and blatant
Live a life so dangerous it’s flagrant
Wish I hadn’t kept so much in my head
Being a villain, thought I’d be ready for death
Have I wasted time in this world of mine?
Shaping creation with every single line
Every time
Every rhyme
Success or failure there’s no great divide
Two words on my tombstone:
I tried
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3. |
Travelling Boys
05:15
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My therapist told me that this would be a useful exercise, writing to you. I miss you so much. We had a new subject come in last week. Some kid, they were performing and died of a drug overdose.
When I first saw the body, his stillness reminded me of you in your last days. I thought about you and what we went through. As your vibrant skin turned to a pale shade of blue. As all your burdens shifted onto me. As each part of you drifted away and left me alone.
It’s funny, being forced by fate to suddenly grow-up like that. As you became dependant and regressed, I had to grow-up. Day-by-day seeing you weaken and I had to be strong. Strong for both of us, strong so you could be at peace, strong for me because, well, without you I had nothing left.
I must confess that I wished you’d die. Selfish perhaps but seeing you in pain and the agony of waiting. Waiting for each day knowing you’d be worse. Waiting to see what new horror would be inflicted upon you.
And then, suddenly, I was free. Free to be numb. Free to be callous. Free to be uncaring. Free to lose my way and sink.
When the body came in, it looked like mine. 5’ 7”, brown hair, but it terrified me. The cause of death was listed as a drug overdose but the toxicology report had no idea what chemicals had cause this. And in place of his face was just skin! A blank slate, he could have been anyone. He could have been me (in another life).
As I cut open his abdomen, thousands of flies poured out filling the room with a hideous screech of droning. They began to circle around the body, the droning getting louder and louder and louder. My screams inaudible through the mask and the noise.
I thought about how if this was the end for me, how I’d wasted my life. How I could’ve used your passing as a point of strength, to celebrate you. Instead I’d used it as an excuse to wallow in self-pity. Used it to justify my hatred for everything.
Then the droning just...stopped and the flies lit up and hung in the air. Like thousands of suns all drifting through the cosmos. And then they started to dance, tracing threads of light around the room. All connected but apart, individuals all in sync.
The fireflies then began spiralling downward, back into the kid’s chest. A vortex of light, and as they descended they began chirping, singing. And as the final member of the funeral procession disappeared from sight, a bright light appeared and the kid just disappeared.
It was so beautiful mum, I wish I could’ve told you about it.
Travelling boys, become unravelling men
Constantly searching to recover the thread
Travelling boys, become unravelling men
Constantly trying to come home again
Travelling boys, become unravelling men
Constantly searching to recover the thread
Travelling boys, become unravelling men
Constantly trying to come home again
Constantly trying to come home again
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Embrace Monstrosity
04:19
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They say the greater you are the harder you fall
Guess this means I was the greatest of all
Played my cards, pocket aces, still fell
The sign of the hill reads "Welcome to Hell"
Well, guess I can finally come out of my shell
Pursued Villainy became a monstrosity
Hide the hurt, hide the pain
The Endless goals kept me sane
At least that’s what I tell myself
A Fucked up focus on amassing wealth
And power and rep and girls and gadgets
Living life like a global beauty pageant
My sash read “Ms. Living Selfishly”
Isn't that what you wanted to see?
Isn’t that who you wanted to be?
Gaslighter, bastard, demon
So much hurt, so much grievance
Alright alright, I’ll take the blame
Let your ego come out unscathed
You play the victim, I’ll be the villain
You play the hero, I’ll be the villain
You be happy, I’ll be Kid.villain
So this is my antiphony,
my final testimony
I took responsibility
Became the bad guy you needed me to be
But punching down, ain’t a good look
Don’t worry, I let you off the hook
And became the greatest
The villain most hated
So outrageous and so blatant
Pariah of pariahs
Leader of liars
A monstrous messiah
Sold my soul
became your heart’s desire
Who were you trying to prove anything to?
Biggest insecurity: people saw through you
Felt like a fake, nothing at stake,
villianly, for villainy's sake
an ego trying to publicly masturbate*
Desperate to show you’re more than great
You deserve the hate, for your grand estate
Pretend that my greatness was something InNate
And now it’s too late, accept your fate
Drown in the ditches of your mistake, wait.
Look at you in infernal damnation
Making jokes about public masturbation?
It's not all bad, let's delve deeper
Hell may be swell, and I bet the rent's cheaper
No heating bills, everythings on fire
Everyone knows you know they're a liar
You gonna start a choir? You “Pariah of Pariahs”?
Fuck that, I’ll take on the real “Leader of liars”
Make the devil bend a knee
To Kid.Villain’s villainy
Whatever your intentions
You chose this path
Reality your invention
You know your arc
Redemption from Self-hate?
Don’t make me barf
Accept your mistakes
& In glory I’ll bask
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The Hammer Falls
04:25
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So the Devil wants to play? A true clash between titans
A board game? How cliche, I’m barely even frightened
This ain’t the Seventh seal, but I’ll be your death
I’ll take everything from you, and leave nothing left
I’ve been playing games with assholes for too long
If you don’t believe me, just ask your mum
I’m the grey goose, you’re the Glenns
The superior choice, now let’s see how this ends
Needleways
A synthstill
A medpack
House of Blades
A Shock web
In your back
The sweet voice was yours! I thought myself insecure
My own Great Divorce, I’ll give you the tour
Nice place you’ve got, really love the decor
But burning bridges? Mate, I’ve been there before
Wallowed and binged, mutilated my brain
Gave me control, drove me insane
So make your move then I’ll make mine
Two villains battle, only one survives
Needleways
A synthstill
A medpack
House of Blades
A Shock web
In your back
Well fuck it, guess we’ll go toe-to-toe
Quick warning, it’s Kid.Villain show
The B.I.G. was more ruthless
Cuphead left you toothless
You’re an embarrassment to villainy
And that’s why the last one standing is Kid.V
So for one last time
Let me hear you whine
Needleways
Occupied
A synthstill
Destroyed
A medpack
Depleted
House of Blades
Burned to the ground
A Shock web
Stolen
In your back
In YOUR back
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6. |
Exodus (So Sick)
05:08
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I'm asleep on your shoulder
And my dreams are good
No longer misunderstood
And you sway with the music
Under the spell, and my eyes are closing
My mind as well
I'm asleep
I'm complete
Still replete
And discrete
I'm asleep on your shoulder
And my dreams are good
No longer misunderstood
[I Am by John Clare]
I am—yet what I am none cares or knows;
My friends forsake me like a memory lost:
I am the self-consumer of my woes—
They rise and vanish in oblivious host,
Like shadows in love’s frenzied stifled throes
And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed
Into the nothingness of scorn and noise,
Into the living sea of waking dreams,
Where there is neither sense of life or joys,
But the vast shipwreck of my life’s esteems;
Even the dearest that I loved the best
Are strange—nay, rather, stranger than the rest.
I long for scenes where man hath never trod
A place where woman never smiled or wept
There to abide with my Creator, God,
And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept,
Untroubling and untroubled where I lie
The grass below—above the vaulted sky.
I am—yet what I am none cares or knows
And yet I am, and live
Wake up, and I’ll take it God
Sake I felt fake and just Hate
how I fall for the bait desperate
to become great and determine
the fate of Kid Reprobate
My mistake was to wait
For a break down when
The key was to give up giving a fuck
And embrace the greed
Of my Greatness disease
That what I need is God on their knees
Begging “Kid. Villain please”
So sick riddled with hubris
So sick, a me supremacist
So sick, plagued by neurosis
So sick, who else could do this?
So sick, gave the devil necrosis
So sick, forced into apotheosis
I’m, so sick so sick so sick
What does he know?
He put on a show
And took on the scene
What does he know?
He put on a show
And took on the scene
What does he know?
He put on a show
The voice sleeps on my shoulder
No longer misunderstood
And I can finally embrace Godhood
Complete, satisfied and replete
Jesus Christ, this is blasphemy
Asking Kid.Villain to quit villainy?
Don’t you see? Can’t you see?
Did you miss all the post-irony?
Here’s a dose of your precious sincerity:
I’m the only thing I ever wanted to be
But There’s only one thing you can do for me
Put Danger 5 back on TV
Make a season 3
Or at least another audio story
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